CALEB HOFFMAN-JOHNSON
Nicknames: "Ho-Jo" "Hoj" "Hojo Jojo" "Hogemony" "Hoj-Money"
Voice Part: Tenor I / Tenor II
Hometown: Falmouth, ME
Major: Political Science
Solos: Come On Get Higher, No One's Gonna Love You
Bad Habits: Diet Coke. Way too much Diet Coke.
Favorite smell: New shoes, books, hot wings, napalm in the morning
Turn-offs: People who text way too much, especially during actual conversations
Jello: Charlize Theron sculpted in grape jello? Yeah, I'd eat it.
As we’re sure you can see, Caleb is by far the most stable-minded of the Streeters. While the rest of us succumb to any and every mental stressor that comes crashing our way, wave-like in their insistence and relentlessness, Caleb is a serene island, a safe harbor of collectedness and quiet port of cool. In fact, he often counsels us in times of need, and gives absolutely incredible massages...ladies.
© The Springstreeters 2009
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