GREG KASKAN
Nicknames: "Slight Menace" "Sliggity" "Greggers" "Catch as Kaskan"
Voice Part: Tenor I
Hometown: Watertown, NY
Major: English
Solo(s): This Time, Oh! Susannah, Shenandoah, The Wanderer
Bad Habits: Caring too much
Favorite smell: Your freshly shampooed hair
Turn-offs: Rich people, poor people, hypocrites
Jello: To-scale version of Eddy Murphy's suit from Raw
Greg's beautiful voice (100% pure and guaranteed to have no artificial additives or preservatives) has been outlawed in eight separate countries and is classified by INTERPOL as a highly potent and addictive substance. Those under the influence of his tenor stylings have been known to experience teary eyes, broken hearts, and uncontrollable fits of swooning. Consider yourself warned!
© The Springstreeters 2009
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