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CALEB HOFFMAN-JOHNSONNicknames: "Ho-Jo", "Hoj", "Hojo Jojo", "Hogemony", "Hoj-Money", "Brojo", "Hoj-Monet", "The General"
Voice Part: Tenor I / Tenor II Hometown: Falmouth, ME Major: Political Science Solos: Come On Get Higher, No One's Gonna Love You Bad Habits: Diet Coke. Way too much Diet Coke. Favorite Smell: New shoes, books, hot wings, napalm in the morning Turn-Offs: People who text too much, especially during actual conversations Jello: Charlize Theron sculpted in grape jello? Yeah, I'd eat it. As we’re sure you can see, Caleb is by far the most stable-minded of the Streeters. While the rest of us succumb to any and every mental stressor that comes crashing our way, wave-like in their insistence and relentlessness, Caleb is a serene island, a safe harbor of collectedness and quiet port of cool. In fact, he often counsels us in times of need, and gives absolutely incredible massages...ladies.
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